Mark Wahlberg, Seth MacFarlane, Mila Kunis. Direct by MacFarlane

How freakin’ cool would it be that as an eight-year-old, your wish for a living, breathing teddy bear came true. Freakin’ cool. Better yet, how freakin’ cool would it be that you developed into adulthood alongside your living, breathing teddy bear? Freakin’ cool. Which is where we meet Ted (voiced by Seth MacFarlane - the crazed genius behind ‘Family Guy’) and John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg), two wise-cracking best mates whos friendship is about to be tested by John’s four-year relationship to Lori (Mila Kunis). What ensues is 90-minutes of piss-funny marijuana jokes infused with toilet humour and high-fiving sports bravado and cameo performances from Tom Skerritt and Norah Jones (a plushie, who would’ve thought?). But the winning plotline comes in the form of Sam J. Jones playing himself by reliving Ted and John’s childhood love of Flash Gordon.