WED MAR 17

Whatever Wednesdays hosts a St Patrick’s Day Soiree at Uber with disco leprechauns Dope’n’Dusted, Habebe, Sammy Brown vs K-Time, Ill Kid, Cutloose, Danny Cool and Van Miert.

Beat Mega Club’s got DJs J.San, Rudemood and Mr Mac in the Main Bar, while the Cockatoo Club swings into action upstairs with DJ Will, DJ Jason, shows and jelly wrestling with Shaneel Downtahue.

See the beauties battle for $1000 in prize money for Miss Wild Heat 3 at Club Shooters with DJs Tredman and Brent Allen.

Bedroom presents the first heat of the Bedroom Babe Of The Year competition. Joey Mojo and Brent Dee pump out the hottest commercial house and dance sounds.

Get into your summer beachwear and head down to SinCity as they bring you the Cancun-style party you’ve been looking for. DJ Kronic spins the hottest commercial house sounds.

Dine in the opulent surrounds of Zuri Bar while enjoying the smooth house sounds of DJ Matt Kitshon.

Rhys Bynon steps to LaLaLand.

Adam Taylor and Albert trade blows at Liquid.

Rolling Rock hosts another Wicked Wednesday (which is always more fun than Mild Monday).

THUR MAR 18

The Monastery residents preach to the converted on another Dirty Thursday.

The Beat goes on. In the Main Bar, dance to the sounds of DJ Rudemood, J-San and Mr Mac. In the Cockatoo Club, DJ Will and DJ Jason will keep you on the floor between drag shows with the Diva Award winning Penny Clifford, Diva and special guests.

Club Shooters hosts Glam Ladies Night with steamy live performances from Hot Bodies Australia. DJs Tredman and Brett Allen supply the tunes.

Bedroom presents Ladies Night and the fourth heat of Search For A Bad Boy and top commercial house tracks from around the globe with Joey Mojo and Brent Dee.

Every Thursday is Uni Night at The Mustang Bar with relaxed dress codes, resident DJs, open air deck bar, arcade games and free pool!

The iconic Kid Kenobi brings his Breakers Revenge tour to LaLaLand. Daniel Webber agrees revenge is a dish best served broken.

Rio Lobotomy headlines Alhambra Lounge with returning hero Jerome (Whiskey Tears) Dwyer, Wolfgang DJs, Youth and Charlie Why.

Canada’s J-Roc is Soul’d Out at Liquid.

Mastar K does it for the Birds & Bees at Birdee Num Num.

Press Club presents the new age disco funk you love them for.

The Sky Room engages the sultry summer nights with the Cuba Libre Latin flavours of DJ Sabor.

DJ Alfie Romeo spins some smooth sounds on the electronic decks of lurve at Swingin’ Safari.

The Rolling Rock DJs are at your beck and call for Request Night. Make the most of it.

FRI MAR 19

It’s not easy being Tim Green. The Dirtybird Records star headlines Jack’d First B’Day at Monastery with party guests Danny T, Dominic James, JMac, Chappo, Dan Gavel and Fingajigg.

Murray Brown, Pete Smith, Andee, Jason Rouse, Reekay Garcia & Sharif D, Aza, Bossy and Mr Sparkle headline a huge night at The Met.

Elmo Is Dead (don’t tell the kids) puts people in traces with his tunes at Ruby Tramp. Down n Dirty DJs support.

DJ El Nasty plays everything from mainstream commercial club tracks to deep, nasty, underground electronica at The Drink.

Now London-based hipster party Whiskey Tears returns for a very special one-off party at Swingin’ Safari, the place it all began. Jerome Dwyer headlines a very special night of music, dancing, kissing and good times with Ladyboy, Tim Fuchs, Don Nadi, Wolfgang DJs and Probably DJs.

GC legends Mourning Tide return to elsewhere with their blistering live show - fans will have the opportunity to sweat it out on the dancefloor afterwards to Whiskey Tears, Audun and another epic Vin Steele DJ set.

Start your weekend right at the venue that knows what you want. The Beat gives you a free sausage sizzle on the upstairs deck and the chance to win a 106cm Plasma TV; shows with the one and only Penny Clifford, Yana Michelle, Shaneel Downtahue and Diva in the Cockatoo Club; and five rooms of fun for you to indulge yourself with DJs Angie, J-San, Mr Mac, Loose Bruce, Guru Dave, Marcus, Dan, Will, Jason and Ben Easy.

Club Shooters hosts Miss Hawaiian Tropic National Final! See the girls from across Australia go for numero uno place with house, dance and electro DJs Marshal Ace, Tredman and Brett Allen.

Expect the hottest dance tracks of the moment as well as a selection of brand new cuts when Baby Gee and Archie rock the Bedroom for the Wild Nights Official CD Launch.

The temperature is set to rise with the hottest lingerie models onstage for the first heat of the Lingerie Model of the Year at SinCity. Joey Mojo, Dane D Funk and Brent B pump out the latest commercial house and dance for the ultimate night out.

Ryan Rushton and Daniel Webber collaborate and listen at LaLaLand.

Dance the night away to the sexy house stylings of DJ Ben Hopkins and Matt Kitshon at Zuri.

Have a drink at QBar, Queensland’s highest bar, and take in the 360 degree views of the Gold Coast as resident DJ Lucas Black plays funky lounge music for the soul.

LJ’s Lounge Bar at Palazzo Versace is the world’s only six star bar, and Daniel Carter is their six star resident DJ.

Hello Disco - it’s Tashi, LT80, Deegs and Captain Kaine at Liquid.

Leo Gortz brings beats, sax and percussion together at Skyroom; followed by Juicy Fruit with DJs Ben Osborne, Paprika, Kleenkutt and Wataru.

DJ Maladjusted pulls out all the stops to fully funk your Friday at Alto Cucina & Bar.

DJ Jay Please brings the funk to the new Melbourne Hotel lounge.

DJ Greg Jackson thanks God for Friday at Rolling Rock.

DJ Nato allies the democratic states of lounge, funk and house music at Flamingo Club.

SAT MAR 20

DJ Luke Peters regularly performs at some of the best venues on the Gold Coast, and The Drink is no exception.

The Met has your night sorted with superstar residents Disko Diva, Reekay Garcia & Sharif D, Andee, Murray Brown, Jason Rouse, Nick Galea, Lochdown, Mr Sparkle and Roman Flachs.

Sensation ignites your senses at Shooters Lounge Bar & Nightclub with the absolute sexiest in commercial house and electro sounds from Tredman and Brett Allen.

Bedroom welcomes back Jean-Paul, a master in blending the finest products of music together, from dirty, partywise, jackin’ tracks to electronic influenced house. Residents Dane D Funk and Joey Mojo support.

For the last 26 years you’ve been able to count on The Beat to bring you a Saturday night to remember. Five rooms, six bars and three courtyards are designed to guarantee a great night out with DJs Angie, J-San, Mr Mac, Loose Bruce, Ben Easy, Marcus, Dan, Will, Jason and Guru Dave.

SinCity residents Dane D Funk and Brent Dee appeal to a sophisticated party crowd that wants the friendlier side of commercial dance music.

DJ Kris is back at elsewhere. He’ll be joined by Thomas J for tech-electro and future house tunes.

The Matchstick breaks down the rules of lingerie football at Rumpus Room.

Have a drink at Queensland’s highest bar - QBar, of course - and take in the 360 degree views of the GC, as DJ Daniel Carter plays his signature crowd pleasing sounds.

Party into the early hours of the morning to the freshest and funkiest house tunes of DJs Ben Hopkins and Matt Kitshon at Zuri, accompanied by the enigmatic Mick Burrell on percussion and Darren Skarr on the trumpet.

LJ’s Lounge Bar (at Palazzo Versace) resident DJ Lucas Black plays a blend of funk, soul and house.

Daniel Webber makes it look Easy P at LaLaLand.

Adam J Taylor, Dave Basek and Dee Dee imbibe H20 at Liquid.

Sky Room is going Sky High with Barkin’ Soul.

DJ Mitch Wood rocks Rolling Rock.

Shan Solar puts it down at Flamingo Club for the Surf Festival Closing Party.

Slim and Slynk from Slyplayers will be cutting up fine slices of funky, hip hop, bootleg, b-boy and breaks at Swingin’ Safari.

DJ MalAdjusted pumps up the jam at Room 81.

DJ Nate Stylers play all your favourite top 40 and commercial dance hits at Boardwalk Tavern.

SUN MAR 21

Sunday School teaches all in attendance the quality of hip hop layered over juicy funk and tasty alt-country musings. It happens at Rumpus Room with a shady bunch of bandits spinning the tunes.

The Beat Megaclub’s Sunday Funday celebrates the end of the week with a 12 hour party, drink vouchers, The Brilliant Beat Bar-B-Q, the chance to win $700 cash, shows with Diva Award winning legend Penny Clifford, Shaneel Downtahue, Diva and guests; and DJs Angie, Will, Jason, Chris M, J-San and Mr Mac.

Harry K and Karma supply the tunes for a Fluffy night at Family with a show from Velvet Motion featuring Alexei.

Club Shooters hosts ilovehousemusic with commercial, house and electro beats from superstar DJ Tredman.

Raw Sundays at twenty1 brings you one massive afternoon and night of the world’s best house being brought to you by local and international DJs.

The elsewhere Royale team supreme are back for a joyous romp through about ten hundred genres of stuff that makes you dance from Giv and origami master Stretch PaperCranes.

Join the staff of the GC’s tourism and hospitality industry at SinCity, as they wind down and finish their weekend with the VIP treatment they deserve from residents Joey Mojo, Brent and Mike D.

Press Club does the ‘layed back funk over cocktails with a live DJ all night long’ thing.

Captain Kaine and those scurvy wenches, Disco Hookers, get it on at LaLaLand.

Japanese DJs and party animals Kentaro and Motoki host Rhythm Festival at Swingin’ Safari.

Special guest Andy Caldwell (USA) and residents Jason Rouse and Benn Hopkins are on the Sauce at Laruche.

The Shazam Experience bring a sun drenched blend of live instrumentalists and vocalists to compliment GC house music maestro Jay Please at Bellakai.

‘Action’ Greg Jackson packs ‘em in for Soul Sunday at Rolling Rock with rock, house, R&B, pop, hip hop and all the Top 40 you can handle.

MON MAR 22

While most people are back in their workday groove, The Beat keeps the party going with dance music for everyone from DJs Chris M and Guru Dave and the veteran drag show talents of the one and only Miss Trixie Laumonte.

SinCity presents Locals Night with DJ Jon, Brent Dee, Mike D and Petey Pete on the decks, spinning the hottest commercial house and dance tracks.

TUE MAR 23

Bristol’s favourite sons and trip hop pioneers Massive Attack bring the looping basslines of legendary tracks like ‘Teardrop’ and ‘Unfinished Sympathy’ fame to Brisbane Riverstage with Martina Topley-Bird.

The Beat celebrates with Disco Bingo. It’s your chance to win prizes and watch shows with the legendary Miss Trixie Laumonte; with dance music for everyone from DJs Chris M and Guru Dave.

SinCity’s got live entertainment from Bad Boys Australia as Brent Dee and Joey Mojo deliver the quality sounds for SinCity’s Ladies Cocktail Party.

It’s Hospo Night at The Flamingo Club, and you know what that means.

DJ Tommy does what he does best at Surfers Paradise Beer Garden.