Ways to spend two dollars.

1. Bubble O’Bill. They don’t get old, they just get more delicious with age.
2. Cheeseburger. Just watch those sneaky pickles...
3. Water balloons. Dangerous and really fun to throw at children walking past your house.
4. Pez dispenser. Just be wary of hipsters; they have been known to steal them.
5. Give it to charity. Someone always needs it more than you (<3).

Tooshoes plays The Hamilton Hotel’s Derby Day Races After Party on Saturday November 3.